"I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which."
- grettypop (via grettypop)
Married life with Ellen and Portia.
IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING
(Source: kayytx, via off-to-wonderland-darling)
I miss you, but fuck you.
Chris Rock is telling it how it is
(Source: joeperdepoepie, via lolsociety)
"That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second."
- read that, again (via missinyouiskillingme)
(Source: angiellehcim, via tryingtofindmyjohn)
"You were better to the ones that were worse for you. And worse to the one that was better for you."
- Iain Thomas, I Wrote This For You (via larmoyante)
I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover
I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and I said I “didn’t get it” and he went “it’s funny because you’re a woman working in a kitchen”
And I just stared at him until he got how stupid he sounded
let them feel their ignorance burn into their souls
(Source: plantaplanta, via smiile-you-re-beautiful)
"Never beg someone to stay."
- my five word story (via bdtn)
(Source: curse-of-curvess, via tryingtofindmyjohn)